i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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