He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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