Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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