So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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