Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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