dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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