I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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