After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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