I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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