If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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