this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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