took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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