so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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