So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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