Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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