Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
