Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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