ugly people sure do ruin things
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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