It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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