I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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