How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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