Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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