Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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