her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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