i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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