Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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