Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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