I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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