Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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