I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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