operation have a gay friend backfired
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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