But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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