I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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