just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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