Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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