Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just google imaged poop.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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