I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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