is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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