So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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