eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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