She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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