that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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