Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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