in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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