Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
