Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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