To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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