I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I smell like Dick and happiness
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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