Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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