I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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