Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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