I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
porn star boner night. come get it.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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