Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i already hear my dad disowning me
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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