I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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