Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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