Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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