Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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